I pick cellphones when I was sleeping on your ceiling. Cool!

I pick cellphones when I was sleeping on your ceiling. Cool!

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming – “WOW – What a Ride!

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Today’s FML

Today, I have to get back to my college as my new semester begins tomorrow. While I was in the fast train, I felt something slimy fluid at my nose-mouth region. I swallowed it and it felt like a metal-iron-taste. I ignored that feeling and not so long after that it happened again. I grabbed a piece of tissue and blew it all out. It was BLOOD. And some people saw my activity. All the EUW faces were seen. FML.

LMAO! Those who played Pokemon games should view this. =D


LMAO! Those who played Pokemon games should view this. =D

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